Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Never let your siblings swipe right.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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