WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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