(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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