I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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