i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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