Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
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just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Randomize