there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
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You. Win. At. Life.
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I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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