Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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