ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
