If i could tip my vagina, i would.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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