Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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