wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
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