I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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