my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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