Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
My feet surprised me
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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