Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
i out mim tonsoeep
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