Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
We have started to decorate penises.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
pray to the hookup gods
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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