its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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