We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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