Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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