I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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