if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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