For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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