absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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