I want to have your abortion
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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