Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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