actually, I'm a sock model
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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