I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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