He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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