Duck Duck Cougar?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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