toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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