Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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