Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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