and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Semen is not good for contacts.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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