And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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