i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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