God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
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so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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