It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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