So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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