Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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I wish there were birth control emojis
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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