So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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