Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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