Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
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McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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