we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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