She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
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So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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