Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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