I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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