I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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