I look better un-naked...
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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