just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
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You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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