Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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