White coat. Heels.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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