yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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