THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Randomize
