i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
How does it feel to date your dad?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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