so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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