can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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