That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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