Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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