i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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